.House

Well our first episode is up. This was filmed on our moving day and we were pretty tired from cleaning, gardening and moving.

This episode has some people smashing a TV, a red back spider, some blood, before and after shots of my old bathroom, one of the three trips I made to the tip and us dealing with a suspected leak in our washing machine.

The episode is numbered zero as it really isn't produced very well, has no music, introduction or credits and I am still fiddling around with codecs and file sizes. Hopefully the next episode will be neater (but I think it will all depend on how bothered I am)

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Finally, after being away for a week, trying to find a microphone and real life things in general, this episode is up. This contains a tour of the place, a pie graph, taping my couches, Ash cooking and the cat on top of a door.

Some of this could be done a bit tighter, and the audio could be tweaked, but I just want to get this out now as I feel that it has taken too long already.

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Episode 2 of .House is out now. In this episode Hannah and Bob try to put together a vacuum cleaner, I mow the back yard plants and we all cut down some trees that were near my power lines to avoid a $5000 fine.

I was going to include the party that was had at my place, but already the clip was over 10 minutes, so that will be in Episode 3.

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(for those who download the smaller version and want to know what the little no DIY picture says, I took it from here)

This episode contains a party, Bob putting up my new table, Ash's scratch and Hannah and Bob putting together a hose wheel.

I wanted to do more with this episode, but due to our timetables and the fact that this has been finished 2 weeks ago, I though I might as well just post this version as it has already taken too long for it to come out.

I want to say thanks to the people in Japan, particularly the Great White Sumo and a person in New Zealand who visited. Bron sent us an email, she said:

"I finally managed to get a dothouse video to work! I was surprised how amusing putting a vacuum cleaner and mowing grass can be!"

Kick us off an email sometime, its good to hear from you people.

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In this episode we try to make a large cookie, Ash puts a fan together, I try to use an eye dropper and everyone surprises me on the morning of my birthday. There are also a few random bits including the cat and his catch, Ash and his noodles and our next door neighbour with his backyard fire.

Also I want to say hi to the people who are finding this site via Yahoo when searching for "Episodes of House". Sorry if you are disappointed, but thanks for visiting all the same, even if you don't stay for very long.

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This is the second episode for one month, something must be wrong, or I currently have too much time on my hands...

This episode has clips from a little party I had, some people playing with Bob's wii, our clock smashes for no good reason and there is my first attempt at building a BBQ that I got for Christmas. The audio in this isn't the best, but I am sure the 10 people who actually watch this won't complain (well they might complain because I put them on the internet, but at least they won’t complain about the audio).

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This episode is a bit late and shows what took place late December with Bob and I putting a BBQ together, a brief overview of our New Years Eve party and Cat enjoys getting wet.

Is this episode worth the wait?.... um... well... we'll see...

I already have enough footage for the next episode, which hopefully will come sooner and perhaps be funnier....

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In this episode Hannah confronts Ash with his "drinking" problem, there is a BBQ and Bob rides two different things in the house... There is some other stuff thrown in there, mostly made up of older footage...

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We all have a day off and bum around the house. Hannah tries to interview everyone in search for something interesting. I think Bob, Ash and I all end up hitting the camera on Hannah... Even the most exciting/tense bit in this episode is a let down...

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This episode just missed out on appearing last month... Oh well, it really doesn't matter too much. Hannah, Nikki and Bob have a go at cutting my hair, Julie gets her hair stuck in Ash's door and Cat tries to get a spider on the roof.

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During the Canberra winter Moot and Borgy come over and visit. Bourbon immunity is enforced and Bob tells us what he really thinks.

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Well this has been a long time coming, but I don't have any contractual obligation to produce these and I have been side tracked with other things.

Anyway this episode we have Bob and Ash locking Hannah in my room and then Hannah and I getting Ash back. Hannah and Ash play baseball and Moot tries again to tell a funny story.

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